Were God to see God's face
Would the spell be broken
Would the Wheel of Karma
Come off the Kar
Run into the Tree of Life
Bring down a rain of
The Fruit of Enlightenment
And free us all
Ummm
 you know
It probably happens all the time
When putting on makeup
Or brushing and flossing
Or whatever it is God does
First thing in the morning
If God can be all things
Shouldn't one of those things be
Ordinary
How can a being who's never
Experienced inopportune flatulence
Truly understand
The profound nature of plant reproduction
And the full significance
Of the bean

1/26/2009